From: David D. Levine [davidl@co.intel.com] Sent: Wednesday, July 02, 1997 9:53 AM To: Portland Babylon 5 List Subject: Re: pdx-b5: goofy filk-writing session at Westercon >It's the cute, catchy one called "Air", which satirizes air pollution, and >ends with: "Breathe deep, while you sleep, breathe deep! Deep! > De-de-deep!" Hmmm... I thought it would be "LBJ took the IRT". That one has some promise, too: JMS took the HTTP Down to hyperion.com When he got there, what did he see? The youth of America on IRC! J-M-S... I-R-C... U-S-A... T-N-T... J-M-S, I-R-C, U-S-A, Teee-Ennn-Teee! You know, you could probably whip up enough filks for a fifteen-minute Hair/B5 Filk Medley in one weekend... Here's another one I just came up with: I met a Narn called G'Kar On September 12th right here In the Zocalo But, unfortunately I lost his address He was last seen with his friend Garibaldi He resembles George Harrison of the Beatles But instead of hair, he's bald with spots in the back I love him but it embarrasses me To be seen in the bar with him He lives in Green Sector somewhere And has eyes of two different colors He has buckles and studs on his black leather jacket And on the back are written the words Love And G'Quan And Free Narn I would gratefully appreciate it If you see him tell him I'm in the Garden with my girlfriend And please Tell him Angela and I Don't want the two credits back Just him! I won't be at Westercon, but as my contribution to the project let me provide you with a URL for the complete lyrics to all the songs in "Hair": . It's in Portugal(!) and takes a long time to download, so I saved it as a text file; if you want a copy mailed to you, just let me know. Have fun! - David D. Levine, Intel Server Architecture Lab == davidl@co.intel.com O- Visit the OSFCI Home Page: http://www.teleport.com/~osfci/